Sunday, September 30, 2007

Involuntarily Obsequious to Rats.


Condoms are hip and cool, like riding the subway everyday. Er. Um. Ok, that comparison doesn't work so well. Maybe the initiators of this NYC safe sex campaign haven't had the pleasure of experiencing a 4AM ride on the A or C line whereby one's greatest concern is being eaten/rushed by the thousands of rats who emerge onto the silence of the platform. If only our friend, Robert Moses, had been as invested in the development of the subway system as he was in the superblock and the highway. But seriously, all rats aside, even those who demolish old neighborhoods for new highways, and those who unnecessarily pass along std's to others, I will enthusiastically support the above campaign. Condom usage is humanitarian because it keeps you and your friends lives happy and well. What could honestly be more important than that? Not much.

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